On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the
wood of a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a
paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two
turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three
French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a
pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four
Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle
made from the wood of a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, eight looks that had me leaking, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a
playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two
turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, nine switches that got me leaping, eight looks that had me leaking, seven
swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan
paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made
from the wood of a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, ten smacks that set me dancing, nine switches that got me leaping, eight
looks that had me leaking, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five
golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell
brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave
to me, eleven inch dildos vibrating, ten smacks that set me dancing, nine
switches that got me leaping, eight looks that had me leaking, seven swats a
stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles,
three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the
wood of a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to
me, twelve hundred lines a writing, eleven inch dildos vibrating, ten smacks
that set me dancing, nine switches that got me leaping, eight looks that had me
leaking, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings,
four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a
paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.
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